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If you can keep your head when all about you

are losing theirs and blaming it on you,

If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,

but make allowance to their doubting too;

If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,

or being lied about, don't deal in lies,

Or being hated, don't gave way to hating,

and yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise;

If you can dream -- and not make your dream your master;

if you can think -- ...

A baker received bread from a farmer and the farmer from the baker. After a while the baker noticed that the pieces of butter were getting lesser and lesser in weight. They should weigh three pounds.

His balance proved that he was right and had the law of the farmer. To meet the judge.

"Your pieces of butter don't have the wanted weight," said the judge to the farmer. "This piece should weigh three pounds but it's less."

"That's imposs...

Once upon a time there were an ascetic, a wood carver, a goldsmith and a weaver on their way to the big city. It became very dark and they had to stop somewhere, to sleep for the night. So with the four they made the deal that each one has to stay awake for two hours by turn to play the wachtman while three were sleeping. Cause there was a lot of scum in the surroundings.

The wood carver was the first to guard the night; he saw a piece of wood just as big as a human. He crea...

Janssens got hit by a car and krrrrrrr! Dead!

Janssens was not a bad man so a great force pulled him up... To heaven above. He reached the clouds and saw the big gate overthere. And yes, who else... Was awaiting him there.

Saint Peter.

--- I was waiting here a few minutes already and you're perfect in time, exactly as prescribed.

--- A silly question but where am I?

--- Indeed a silly question. Come, I'll show you around a little.

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