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Janssens got hit by a car and krrrrrrr! Dead!

Janssens was not a bad man so a great force pulled him up... To heaven above. He reached the clouds and saw the big gate overthere. And yes, who else... Was awaiting him there.

Saint Peter.

--- I was waiting here a few minutes already and you're perfect in time, exactly as prescribed.

--- A silly question but where am I?

--- Indeed a silly question. Come, I'll show you around a little.

--- Oooh Saint Peter, where are we? It's sooo beautiful out here?

--- This is heaven. Paradise is beautiful, no other way.

After a while walking.

--- Saint Peter, what's that?

--- What's that? What do you mean what's that? Never saw John Wayne? That's a saloon man!

--- But they are playing poker, and those women!

---Listen Janssens! In heaven we don't do no discrimination. These are cowboys,bandito yanki, rednecks. This is their paradise: Gambling, fucking whores and having good fist fights from time to time cause they're too cowerdous to draw a knife at once! Cowboys, you know!

--- Okay, as you say.

After a while again:

--- But what's that?

--- A sexclub.

--- A sex... What?

---Hey listen man, don't make me mad! In heaven we don't discriminate.These are people who are crazy about sex, so this is their paradise.

--- An anal department too?

--- Yes, an anal department too!

--- Okay...

After a while both came by a huge wall and then Saint Peter whispered:

--- Husssh...

--- What?

--- Here you must be very quiet. Keep silent, hush. I'll get a ladder so you can climb up and watch over and behind the wall.

Saint Peter went and came back with the ladder and said:

--- Climb as carefull as possible and take care of that nobody sees you! Understand?

--- Yes.

Janssens climbed up and watched over the wall and:

--- (In mind!) Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

And went back down as fast as he could:

--- Saint Peter, what the heck is that?

--- Well, what did you see?

--- I saw men with long white beards, wearing long white dresses, with harps in their hands while singing 'Halleluah!'

---Well, these are Christians. They think that they're the only ones in here...