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An ambitious young blonde woman, in need of money, decided to hireherself out as a handyman-type. She began, door to door, canvassing awealthy neighborhood for work. She went to the front door of the firsthouse and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

“Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?”

The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and toldher that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage.A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

“You’re finished already?” he asked.

“Yes,” the blonde answered, “and I had paint left over, so Igave it two coats.” Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the$50.

“And by the way,” the blonde added, “that’s not a Porch,it’s a Ferrari.”