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Four priests went to heaven.

At the big gate St Peter was waiting already and called out loud:

--- Halt! Before entering heaven you have to confess first. Please go stand in a line.

So said and so done.

The first one came to St Peter and whispered:

--- I jerked off the Pope.

--- What? Peter yelled. How then?

The priest showed him how by moving his hand up and and down very quikly.

---Oh, that´s not a problem, St Peter said, I´ve got holy water in thisbarrel. Just wash your hand and you´re clean again. The Lord forgiveseveryone.

The priest washed his hand and happy as he was. He could enter heaven!

The second one came in front.

--- St Peter, I mastrubated the Pope too.

--- What? St Peter said again. How did you do that?

--- Well, I´m left handed.

--- Hah, don´t worry. Just wash your left hand and you´re clean again. The Lord forgives everyone.

This priest was very happy too, he could enter heaven.

And then it was third´s turn but then the fourth jumped before the third one and said:

--- Please St Peter. Please let me wash my mouth first before he´ll wash his ass in that barrel...