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A classroom full of first year Veterinary students were participatingin their first day of anatomy class. For the lecture, the professorbegins by unveiling a dead cow under a white sheet laying on anoperating table.

The professor tells the class “In Veterinary Medicine, there are twoqualities you must possess as a doctor – the first of which is astrong stomach. You cannot, under any circumstance, be disgusted byanything involving an animal’s body.

For example, the Professor pulls back the sheet and sticks his fingerright up the dead cow’s hindquarters, pulls out his finger andsticks it in his mouth. The students just stand there, paralyzed atwhat they see. “Now, go ahead and do the same thing, each of you,”the professor says.

Freaked out, the students take several minutes but eventually taketurns sticking their fingers up into the anal cavity of the dead cow,and then sucking on them. Once everyone is finished, the Professorcontinues on with his lesson. “Now, the second important quality youmust possess is a keen observation. You see, I stuck in my middlefinger up the cow’s butt, and I sucked on my index finger. Now,learn to pay attention.”